barn dance 2019

Tonight’s the night!! Grab your partner by the hand!

After a very successful first year at Portley Manor, we are happy to announce that the Barn Dance will be returning on 15th June 2019

Caterham Festival Barn Dance set in the Grounds of Portley Manor.

Grab your cowboy boots!

Great fun for all the family. Raising the roof and money for Caterham Festival.
Following the huge success of our event last summer, we have decided to have round two of our Caterham Festival Barn Dance. We return to the perfect venue in the grounds of Portley Manor. It is an amazing tented space where you will find a live caller with his band Rogues Gallery to guide you through the steps.

You will see dancers of all ages and abilities, the dances are deliberately kept simple to allow newcomers to take part without any prior knowledge of the steps. Even if you have two left feet you can still have a whale of a time. The emphasis is on fun. For those not wanting/able to dance it will be great fun to watch and relax on hay bales listening to the music. There is the chance to catch up with friends, or tour the garden while the fun goes on.

Coyote Kate’s Bar will be open all evening, serving you beer and prosecco as well as soft drinks.
Tickets £15 for Adults and £10 for under 16s.
Each ticket entitles you to a gourmet burger (vegetarian option available) from the BBQ. Feel free to bring your own picnic.
Buy tickets online or COMMISSION FREE at:
JJ Browne & Son Ltd (Jewellers) -10 Godstone Road and Caterham Computer Solutions – 5 High Street Caterham

Winter ball 2019

Caterham Round Table are excited to announce the 22nd Annual Winter Ball on Saturday 19th January 2019.

Dazzle with diamonds and drape yourself with pearls for the sparkles of a “Diamond & Pearls” themed evening.

With a scrumptious 3 course meal, a live band – Mr McIntosh, the fabulous Andrew Kelly table magician, live entertainment and a casino – what better way to light up a cold and dreary January evening?

For more information click here

Fireworks 2018

Bigger and better than ever, don’t miss the Caterham and District Round Table annual bonfire and firework display on Saturday 3rd November! It’s a great evening out for all the family.

Under 5’s FREE

Tickets are available from early October  –  at a discounted £5 each.  Buy at local outlets, or online – click here for details.

“Be smart.  Pre-purchase your tickets today”.


Gates to the field open at 6pm, with the evening kicking off with a torchlight procession leaving from Westway Library at 6.30pm. Don’t forget to get to the library early to buy a torch! The fire will be lit and the display from 7.15pm and there’ll be plenty of hot food, mulled wine and beer on offer.

As with all Round Table events, all proceeds go to local charities in your community. See our Where Your Money Goes page to find out more.

Buy Tickets [Available from early October] –  at a discounted £5 each.  Buy online or locally – click here for details.  Tickets allow you to use the ‘Ticket-only-gate’, to avoid those long lines.

or visit Computer Solutions on High Street, Caterham on the Hill.

Build a Guy competition

Fancy making your own Fawkes? Our Build a Guy competition has  cash prizes for the winner and runners up and free tickets for the winners. All entries must be delivered to Dene field Caterham by 10.30am on the day of the event.

Want to help?

Caterham Round Table is always looking for new members and our annual Bonfire and Fireworks Display is a perfect opportunity for you to come along and get involved. We’ll be at Dene field from 9am on the day, so come along, help with building the bonfire and setting out the field, and meet our current members. We’ll have refreshments and a light lunch for volunteers.

Waller Pain 2018

  • The 8th annual Waller Pain hill climb returns to Caterham on Sunday 17th June 2018 at 10am!

    Waller Lane is a narrow road running from the centre of the Surrey town that pitches up at 20 per cent in places, and includes 210 feet of climbing over its 0.31-mile length. The all inclusive event attracts an unusual mix of Elite riders including National Hill Climb Champions, enthusiastic club amateurs, have-a-go Mum’s on shopping bikes all the way down to kids on balance bikes (supported by strong backed Mums and Dads).

    Categories Included:

    • 18+ Men & Women’s
    • (40+) Vets
    • Under 16’s
    • Under 12’s for fun
    • Fit Mums & Fat Dads (Novices)


    The emphasis is firmly on having some fun and the event is part of the annual Caterham Festival, so there’s always a sizeable crowd cheering on the riders.

    Proceeds from the event will go to the Caterham Round Table Charitable Trust, to support local charities.  

    This event is run by Caterham Round Table as part of the Caterham Festival.  With the following format:

    • Riders set off at 1 minute intervals – Time Trial format

    • Pusher on the line (to hold the bike)

    • Entry on the day is available (without the early-bird discount)

    • First rider sets off at 10am so please arrive for 9am-9:30am (latest) to allow time to get your number and register.

    New for 2017:

    Live-video feed on a screen at the Start-Point, so see the riders cross the finish.  Also available on Twitter-Periscope.

    An event photographer is being arranged, to capture and share your achievement.


    So.  are you tough enough?  Register now [Online registration now closed for 2017] 

    Previous YouTube footage:


    2016 Results –


2017 June – shady questions

Whenever you get asked “What are you doing before work on Friday?” the eyes roll, but Tablers are a curios folk and ask “Why?”

The answer “help us put up a beer festival tent and we’ll make it worth  your while”.  3 were instantly available.

The task… One small marquee.  Childs play we say.  The 3 became just 2 with; Haydn and Rupert, on their way into their nearby office of South Anston Building & Property maintenance nailed it!

Nailed it!

Well done lads and we’ll keep the banter on WhatsApp, about the 1 drop out to ourselves.

Thanks to a little gesture, the Caterham Festival’s last night of the proms, Caterham Games, beer & prosecco festival was a success.  I’m sure Haydn and Rupert were compensated in some way.

Are you up for it ?

Why not find out what Round Table is all about.

We are the largest club for young men aged 18-45 in the world.  Just get in touch in our contact-Caterham-Table-page, we’ll do the rest.

Or if you live elsewhere, the RTBI website.  You really can #DoMore when you #DiscoverRoundTable

2017 May – Welcome to two new members

About 10 times a year, we do a business meeting, meal with a speaker of random topics.

Folk think we sit in formal lounge suits but think again people!  We’re casual, with jeans and a blue rugby the typical order of dress.  One individual, we have yet to see him in anything but shorts, even on the coldest of nights.

This meet we skipped the speaker as we wanted to get the inductions done of 2 new members in order to retire to the bar for a social welcome drink.  That way, with formalities aside, we socially welcome Andy and Gareth.

Welcome Andy and Gareth – our newest members

Andy was introduced via spouses who work together who came along as an invited guest, to a members and partners night, he just kept coming and is now well into the social scene.  Welcome, Andy.

Gareth was a dormant contact on Russ’ NCT group phone list.  Years on, now that the kids a bit older he is embracing the local lad social aspect very, very well.  He’s a popular carpool member having access to  7-seater, but tonight he was a passenger – he received our welcome-quarter-yard of ale and as any Welshman, the beer disappeared in one.  Welcome, Gareth.

If you are interested in seeing what Round Table is all about for yourself.  Our doors are open.  

We are the largest club for young men aged 18-45 in the world.  Just get in touch in our contact-Caterham-Table-page, we’ll do the rest.

Or if you live elsewhere, the RTBI website.  You really can #DoMore when you #DiscoverRoundTable

2017 June – Radio Stardom

BBC Radio Surrey have been doing an ‘in your town’ this month.


Visiting Caterham in their tour bus for a day, Glenn took time out form his duties at Computer Solutions and Andy Parr, the chairman of Caterham Festival did a great piece with the presenter.

Glen – plugging the Caterham Beer Festival 2017

Glen, covered how great he finds being involved with Caterham Round Table and other groups in the area.  A master stroke was that they were in the outside the Soper Hall, so managed to do a 2-minute shameless plug for the Caterham Beer festival, returning again this year on 17th and 18th November. Thanks Glen!  We will see you at the Beer Festival in November.

Andy talking about the Caterham Festival

Andy was interviewed about the Soper Hall, the Caterham Festival and its events, with a great plug for the successful ‘Waller Pain’ cycle hill climb and the Ghost Walk, that the Caterham Round Table laid on. Thanks Andy!

[Author : Tabler Tony]

Are you Interested in seeing what Round Table is all about ?

We are the largest club for young men aged 18-45 in the world.  Just get in touch in our contact-Caterham-Table-page, we’ll do the rest.

Or if you live elsewhere, the RTBI website.  You really can #DoMore when you #DiscoverRoundTable

June 2017 – street foam party

So the Caterham Festival’s most popular event was on again, and Caterham Round Table lads get stuck in.

The Street Party on Caterham on the Hill, sees all three shopping streets closed to traffic, with music stages and entertainment.

The Sun was shining, and Caterham Round Table decided to borrow a candy floss machine.  The business model is always flawed as most of the Tabler’s kids were keen to learn how to use it, then make more floss for themselves, while we chat and enjoy a beverage.  Never mind.


The purpose for us is to be in the pubic eye and provide an opportunity for Caterham lads aged 18-45 to introduce themselves and ask about where we meet, what we do, then arrange to attend as a guest to give it a go.  [Why they keep asking about special handshakes, we’re not sure. That’s not us, that’s another organisation]


5pm is Round Table’s time-to-shine when it is “Street foam” time.  Night clubs are small fry, cos we fill the whole street with foam.  Boom!

All possible as Tabler Glen, who runs the Computer Solutions shop in the High Street, gives us access to their power supply and mains water.  The photos speak for themselves. Cheers Glen!

  In full swing

street party foam

[Author : Tabler Tony]


Interested in seeing what Round Table is all about?

We are the largest club for young men aged 18-45 in the world.  Just get in touch in our contact-Caterham-Table-page, we’ll do the rest.

Or if you live elsewhere, the RTBI website.  You really can #DoMore when you #DiscoverRoundTable

June 2017 The “Waller Pain”

The Round Table lads of Caterham offer to host a sports event for the Caterham Festival.

As Caterham is blessed, or cursed with many steep hills, the Waller Lane has been in the cycling world in ages gone past. The Waller Lane is suitably nick named “Waller Pain”, so the event and the website carry that name.

The reason we picked the cycle hill climb is lost in history, maybe it’s because we like to see people in pain. That seems right, so we’ll stop the research there.

Setting up

How do you run a hill climb? Well, it is easier than the Tour-de-France and takes up 1 morning. We have one or two organised individuals do all the prep, then the rest of us all turn up and take a role on the day. Be it a timekeeper, commentator, generator-kicker, brew-runner or registration desk. Most lads are not lively on a Sunday morning, so lazily task their kids with the mundane stuff and drink coffee instead. Larner’s cycles always help out with a with a toolkit and promote their July Caterham-to-Canterbury ride. The lead organiser took a liking to Larner’s demonstrator- Electric mountain bike and hammered half the remaining charge, gliding up the hill effortlessly.

Hard core competitor

So, 39 riders registered online and an extra 10 turned up on the day. So we cheered all the 49 riders each minute they ascended. Tallied the results and dished out prizes. The results are on the web page, with the course record was broken this year.

It may not be a great event to recruit any new Round Table members, but hey, we’d look no better in lycra either.

If you are a cyclist. See you in June 2018

e-Bike simplicity

[Author: Tabler Tony]

Interested in seeing what Round Table is all about?
We are the largest club for young men aged 18-45 in the world.  Just get in touch in our contact-Caterham-Table-page, we’ll do the rest.
Or if you live elsewhere, the RTBI website.  You really can #DoMore when you #DiscoverRoundTable